Sour Mayonnaise

A random collection of the thoughts and writings of a unique mind.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Training Day

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Harry Pendleberry was anxious to get a start on his day. He had five important tasks to accomplish, all of which didn't need to be done ...
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Thursday, July 09, 2009

Dear Santa

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Dear Santa, I have written to you with numerous desires in the past. When I was eight years old, I wrote you a letter that contained a list ...
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Sunday, May 03, 2009

The Boy Who Cried

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A: Hey, look everyone! It's the Boy Who Cried Wolf! B: No, that's not him. That's just the Boy Who Cried.
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Monday, April 06, 2009

Touch

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Sometime in my youth, most likely in grade school formally, but also in my own free time, I read a book called The Chocolate Touch . I think...
Thursday, March 26, 2009

Eleanor

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Hantry had never had a friend before, but he had plenty of opportunities to make one. In the past three years, he had actually found that by...
Monday, March 16, 2009

Snowflakes

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Boris Pasternak wrote a remarkably beautiful account of falling snow in his short novella, "The Childhood of Zhenya Luvers" (Детст...
Thursday, March 12, 2009

Poverty

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Young Albert Einstein awoke one morning ready to take on the world. He knew that he'd been treated unfairly by most everyone he'd me...
Monday, March 09, 2009

Trends

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FRED: Trends!! I see trends!! JOE: What's the big deal, Fred? It's just Trends. FRED: I hate trends. All I ever see all day are ...
Thursday, March 05, 2009

Prosperity

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Old man Carter lived in relative prosperity. What this means, of course, is that he lived in a state of utter poverty, but was unwilling to ...
Monday, March 02, 2009

Sentiments

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EXT. STREET - DAY MAN1 is walking down the street, wearing a business suit. He is stopped by MAN2, who looks to be homeless. MAN2: Excus...
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Sunday, March 01, 2009

About a Ball - Victory!!!

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In between my studying, I have found ample time to enjoy myself in playing a rather simple, yet challenging and fun game called About a Ball...
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Thursday, February 26, 2009

Sanctuary

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The small ant named Fred rushed as fast as he could across the sand. This was not good. He had strayed far from the other workers and was no...
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Monday, February 23, 2009

A Heavy Box

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The room was almost cleared out. After nine days of non-stop lifting and carrying, John had just about finished moving all of his stuff to h...
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Sunday, February 22, 2009

Oscars

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What has happened? I usually look forward to the Oscars like others do to the Superbowl. For me, it's more than an event, it's a mon...
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Thursday, February 19, 2009

Forest

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Billy's home was located on the edge of a small stream, beyond which was a large forest filled with tall trees and rich soil. Often, Bil...
Monday, February 16, 2009

Imagination

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Marthur's imagination was very complex and intricate, or so said his closest friends, Bartholomew and Rex. Marthur first met Bartholomew...
Thursday, February 12, 2009

Superstition

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EXT. SIDEWALK - DAY EDWARD is walking along the street, drinking coffee. He sees PAUL running along the other side of the road in the opposi...
Monday, February 09, 2009

Victory

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INT. JACK'S LIVING ROOM - DAY ROBERT, JACK, LILY, and BILL are playing monopoly. ROBERT: Park place, huh. I don't think I'll buy...
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Thursday, February 05, 2009

Disfigurement

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INT. - EXECUTIVE OFFICE BUILDING - DAY CHARLES and his colleagues, MATT, ROY, and DAVID, are standing by a row of six elevators in a crowded...
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Thursday, January 29, 2009

Ventriloquism

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INT. SUSAN'S APARTMENT - NIGHT Three women in their late-twenties are gathered in a small apartment. They are eating various snacks and ...
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Yarjka
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
I was born and raised in Provo, Utah. I graduated from Brigham Young University and am currently studying at the University of Toronto in Toronto, Ontario, where I reside with my wife, Nocturne. I enjoy reading good books and watching good movies. I like to pretend like I'm a writer, but when I'll ever write anything that people other than myself will like is still to be seen. If you have any questions, feel free to get in touch through email, or some other means if possible.
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