Sour Mayonnaise

A random collection of the thoughts and writings of a unique mind.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Sanctuary

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The small ant named Fred rushed as fast as he could across the sand. This was not good. He had strayed far from the other workers and was no...
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Monday, February 23, 2009

A Heavy Box

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The room was almost cleared out. After nine days of non-stop lifting and carrying, John had just about finished moving all of his stuff to h...
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Sunday, February 22, 2009

Oscars

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What has happened? I usually look forward to the Oscars like others do to the Superbowl. For me, it's more than an event, it's a mon...
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Thursday, February 19, 2009

Forest

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Billy's home was located on the edge of a small stream, beyond which was a large forest filled with tall trees and rich soil. Often, Bil...
Monday, February 16, 2009

Imagination

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Marthur's imagination was very complex and intricate, or so said his closest friends, Bartholomew and Rex. Marthur first met Bartholomew...
Thursday, February 12, 2009

Superstition

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EXT. SIDEWALK - DAY EDWARD is walking along the street, drinking coffee. He sees PAUL running along the other side of the road in the opposi...
Monday, February 09, 2009

Victory

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INT. JACK'S LIVING ROOM - DAY ROBERT, JACK, LILY, and BILL are playing monopoly. ROBERT: Park place, huh. I don't think I'll buy...
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Thursday, February 05, 2009

Disfigurement

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INT. - EXECUTIVE OFFICE BUILDING - DAY CHARLES and his colleagues, MATT, ROY, and DAVID, are standing by a row of six elevators in a crowded...
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Thursday, January 29, 2009

Ventriloquism

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INT. SUSAN'S APARTMENT - NIGHT Three women in their late-twenties are gathered in a small apartment. They are eating various snacks and ...
Thursday, January 22, 2009

Eifen Deifeiffen

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What Bobby didn't know was that Eifen Deifeiffen was about to occur for the third time in his life. He had never taken notice of Eifen D...
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Sunday, January 18, 2009

Sour Mayonnaisse

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Huh, all this time, I never noticed the fact that a typo had reared its ugly head in the title of my blog. It's sort of like when you ha...
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Thursday, January 15, 2009

Vice

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"Hey Jim, what's going on?" "Oh, nothing much, just the usual shit, you know. That sort of thing." Sam had gotten us...
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Thursday, January 08, 2009

Exodus

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Young Exodus was always striving to become the sort of person that his parents and peers expected him to be. However, this was very difficul...
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Friday, December 05, 2008

In the beginning...

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1: "In the beginning was the Worm, and the Worm was with Gom, and the Worm was Gom." 2: "What the Hell? You've got your l...
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Monday, December 01, 2008

One year ago today ...

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It's been exactly one year since I last posted anything on this blog. In a desire to move the advertisement for "The Golden Compass...
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Saturday, December 01, 2007

Daemons

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The website for The Golden Compass , soon to be released nationwide, has a section where it devises a daemon that reflects your inner soul ...
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Saturday, November 24, 2007

A Match Made in Heaven

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For those of you who don't know, it is now quite official that I am getting married, and very soon. Therefore, a formal blog post relati...

The Interconnection of Mr. Daily

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For all you fans of movies out there, a new one has just popped up on the internet called The Interconnection of Mr. Daily . The remarkable ...
Sunday, November 11, 2007

For Sale Only

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So, I began to watch the film 1408 today, and found the following image looking back at me: I was confused. "Am I allowed to watch thi...
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Sunday, November 04, 2007

Bill Clinton in Utah

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The big event today was taking place up in Salt Lake City , with the visit of former President of the United States Bill Clinton to the Un...
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Yarjka
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
I was born and raised in Provo, Utah. I graduated from Brigham Young University and am currently studying at the University of Toronto in Toronto, Ontario, where I reside with my wife, Nocturne. I enjoy reading good books and watching good movies. I like to pretend like I'm a writer, but when I'll ever write anything that people other than myself will like is still to be seen. If you have any questions, feel free to get in touch through email, or some other means if possible.
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