Sour Mayonnaise

A random collection of the thoughts and writings of a unique mind.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Ventriloquism

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INT. SUSAN'S APARTMENT - NIGHT Three women in their late-twenties are gathered in a small apartment. They are eating various snacks and ...
Thursday, January 22, 2009

Eifen Deifeiffen

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What Bobby didn't know was that Eifen Deifeiffen was about to occur for the third time in his life. He had never taken notice of Eifen D...
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Sunday, January 18, 2009

Sour Mayonnaisse

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Huh, all this time, I never noticed the fact that a typo had reared its ugly head in the title of my blog. It's sort of like when you ha...
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Thursday, January 15, 2009

Vice

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"Hey Jim, what's going on?" "Oh, nothing much, just the usual shit, you know. That sort of thing." Sam had gotten us...
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Thursday, January 08, 2009

Exodus

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Young Exodus was always striving to become the sort of person that his parents and peers expected him to be. However, this was very difficul...
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Friday, December 05, 2008

In the beginning...

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1: "In the beginning was the Worm, and the Worm was with Gom, and the Worm was Gom." 2: "What the Hell? You've got your l...
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Monday, December 01, 2008

One year ago today ...

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It's been exactly one year since I last posted anything on this blog. In a desire to move the advertisement for "The Golden Compass...
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Saturday, December 01, 2007

Daemons

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The website for The Golden Compass , soon to be released nationwide, has a section where it devises a daemon that reflects your inner soul ...
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Saturday, November 24, 2007

A Match Made in Heaven

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For those of you who don't know, it is now quite official that I am getting married, and very soon. Therefore, a formal blog post relati...

The Interconnection of Mr. Daily

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For all you fans of movies out there, a new one has just popped up on the internet called The Interconnection of Mr. Daily . The remarkable ...
Sunday, November 11, 2007

For Sale Only

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So, I began to watch the film 1408 today, and found the following image looking back at me: I was confused. "Am I allowed to watch thi...
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Sunday, November 04, 2007

Bill Clinton in Utah

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The big event today was taking place up in Salt Lake City , with the visit of former President of the United States Bill Clinton to the Un...
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Friday, November 02, 2007

Pandora -- New Music

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I know I was introduced to this a long time ago, but I haven't begun actually using this very cool internet radio until recently. It al...

P.S.

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P.S. - Thanks for reading this whole letter, even though it was really long-winded and not very understandable. I know I have the tendency t...
Tuesday, October 16, 2007

A Crude Sexual Remark

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I usually get a kick out of the explanations for some of the MPAA ratings for films. There are the incredibly specific ("pervasive str...
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Friday, October 12, 2007

Abortion

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An article in the New York Times today, entitled "Legal or Not, Abortion Rates Compare," reported the interesting findings of a ...
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Thursday, September 27, 2007

Why I read fiction . . .

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I've had a hard time understanding how some people can claim that there is little value in focusing on the reading of literature that is...
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Monday, July 23, 2007

Christopher Guest Intel Music Videos

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Two new music videos debuted today on intel's website. They are entitled "Everything has Changed" and "Set I.T. Managers...
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Thursday, July 19, 2007

Chicago, here I come!

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It's been a long time with no blog from me. Just a quick update from me here. I'll be going to Chicago at the end of this month for ...
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Wednesday, May 02, 2007

San Francisco, Scangi(sp?), and School

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San Francisco is a city of change - a city on the edge. This is seen quite literally in the steep slopes of the streets and the scenic views...
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Yarjka
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
I was born and raised in Provo, Utah. I graduated from Brigham Young University and am currently studying at the University of Toronto in Toronto, Ontario, where I reside with my wife, Nocturne. I enjoy reading good books and watching good movies. I like to pretend like I'm a writer, but when I'll ever write anything that people other than myself will like is still to be seen. If you have any questions, feel free to get in touch through email, or some other means if possible.
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