Sour Mayonnaise

I am not dead, as many believe, but am slowly inching my way towards the slippery slope of perilous doom. I am up at 5:37 AM, for my third n...

I sit here pondering my previous day -- a day that has been complete for half of what some would consider to be the most important measureme...

A little while ago, I went with my class on a field trip to a factory where they produce the little bags of salads . Near the machine tha...

I'm not a crossword fanatic . I do the New York Times crossword that is reprinted in The Daily Universe each day, not because I have s...

Tonight, I was honored at a departmental scholarship banquet in the Wilkinson Center. This was a nice fancy dinner attended by the faculty a...

First, some background: About four months ago, I awoke in a most odd way. I slapped my face as hard as I could, while I was still asleep. Th...

At 7:50PM, I had a twenty minute window before I had to leave to give a friend a ride. I decided that may be the only time I have to get a l...

There's a need in our education system that is simply not being fulfilled. We teach and teach about the miracles of modern science, abou...

Hey, I've made a contribution without even trying. I simply answered the question posted on an online forum, and now I've been quot...

I was reading through today's posts on the board , and found an argument against gay marriages that I had never heard before. It struck...

It's official. I can speak Russian on the level of Advanced - Mid (which, I assume, is a shortened form of Advanced - Middle). It cost m...

Fiasco . This is a good word that, sadly, I don't use often enough. I suppose this is a good thing, since it means that I am not present...

Last night, an odd occurrence took place. I was given a ride home by my friend (that's not the odd occurrence; he's one of my best f...

What causes one to write a letter to the editor? Don't people know that the letters to the editor are more often ridiculed and mocked th...

I lost $55 dollars to stupidity yesterday. I was signed up to take a test that usually costs lots more than $55 dollars to take, but, thanks...

Some people will find this post extremely exaggerative, others will think it's simply hyperbolic, but I assure you, it is neither. This ...

I have known for a long time that there were some reworked New Era ads that were done by Divine Comedy , but I have been hesitant to actual...

Today, in the course of our return from 'The City,' my mother, brother , and I stopped in at 'Sweet Tomatoes' - a fine ea...

I sit, idling away my time at my computer, checking every webpage in my favorites list, double checking the pages in my favorites list, chec...

Working the football game was long and difficult, considering I was standing the entire time with the weight on my right leg, since the left...